🥠 Fortune Cookie Wisdom

B

D

S

F

Bend, Don't Snap, Fool

⚽ Sports

L

T

Y

Linebacker's Throbbing Yards

👩 Things Your Mom Would Say

M

R

V

Medication? Really? Vitamins

😅 Awkward Date Moments

L

G

E

Liquor Gave Erectile

🤡 Bad Life Advice

A

P

O

C

Alcohol Postpones Obligations, Clearly