Slogans for a Dying Brand

M

V

L

Most Vitals Lost

📡 Conspiracy Theories

R

P

O

Reptilians Populate Ottawa

🌍 Culture

U

C

T

Ugh Crying Toddlers

⚽ Sports

T

H

B

A

Thrust Hard, Barely Ascending

🎵 Music

A

R

N

V

Aggressively Rapped Nonsense Vocals

💼 Business

O

T

H

Outsourcing Triples Hemorrhaging

✈️ Travel

R

H

M

D

Rental Headache, Missing Destination